So here's how it goes.
1. Email your problem/question/frustration/boyfriend's phone number/complaint's/curiosities to firstname.lastname@example.org and please be thorough in your question
2. Anything worthwhile that you send will be posted here, and replied to as I see fit
3. Be patient. I'm a busy man, and your problems are not my focus in life. I will see that they are addressed in as timely a manner as possible.
4. Send nudes
5. I'm not your grandma sitting down for coffee talk, so don't be surprised at any response you get
Here's to the Breeze's,