Saturday, May 1, 2010

Interim Post for thought......Need more questions emailed in!!!!

The Best Part.......

.....about dating a bottle of Southern Comfort:

-She understands if you're only there coz she is

-She respects your decision that you might have had to much of her

-She only hurts you in the morning, and only if you have had to much of her the night before

-She promotes honesty, or at least speaking as such

-You don't ever wonder if she will call you the next day, coz she always does

-She's never ambiguous about what she wants from you

-She tastes so damn good

-She doesn't mind if you still hang out with your old friends (Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, that guy from Dewar's, Jameson, Sailor Jerry, your Russian friend Stoli, and your best buddy Jager)

-She will hold you in her embrace all night long

-You never wake up and wonder who you were out with the night before

-She proudly declares her intentions

-She doesn't have an ego to uphold

-She doesn't mind if you have a drinking problem

-She hates the periods of time when you aren't together

-She doesn't care what condition you're in when you get there, she's just happy you are there

-She doesn't care if you puke, even if its her own fault

-She doesn't mind if your friends watch

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